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Adversation-When ure talking to sum1 an you realise they arent listening to you anymore
Angeroo-people hu get hyper till they bounce
Attitard-a retarded retard
Bitchicle-a nasty ice queen.
Britishisms-wankers who use brit terms.
Chameleonic-possessing the essence of the chameleon with the ability to blend in anywhere.
Chunder humper-horny drunk guy who will still bang a girl after shes puked.
Colasshole-a really, really, really big asshole
Condomnation-the shame someone feels when they had unprotected sex.
Cremationist-a dumbass who thinks the world was created through intelligent design and the use of ashes.
Dislust-how you can be thouroughly disgusted with someone and yet you still want to jump their bones.
Errows-misplaced blame.
Evilitry-the act of continued and unrepentant evil doing.
Fecestious-someone whos funny but talks alot of bullshit all the time, basically me without the funny.
Fictionary-a fake dictionary, lyke this one.
Geniass-someone whos smart and is a prick about it or thinks they're the only one with brains.
Homowner-a gay person who happens to also own his or her home.
Idget-a short idiot, as in idiot midget.
Idiocracy-a society of idiots.
Iraqnophobia-fear of nations without weapons of mass destruction.
Jackhole-the combination of a jackass and an asshole, usable in less than formal occasions.
Mailias-using a fake name to send email or snail mail.
Nutler-a caretaker for one's testicles.
Partrollers-the people who beg for spare change only some of the time, they ask for it randomly, even though they've got their own money, usually have a job but are just underwealthy or some such.
Phlegmnomenon-a pop culture happening that's utterly retch worthy.
Plastits-um this is an easy one, fake boobs.
Poorsicle-homemade popsicles made from fruit juice and ice cube trays.
Pornfolio-a porn stars portfolio.
Rebo-retarded bozo.
Ridiculosity-oversized stupidity.
Sarcasuality-when someone gets 'bitten' by sarcasm enough to give up and leave.
Shambolic-false or falsified symbolism.
Spamvesting-investments based on tips recieved in spams. It doesn't end well.
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Quote from my name is Earl...
Earl wakes up to find that his brother has been secretly clippin his toenails whilst he's been sleeping.
Earl: Hey Brother! what are you doing????
Randy: I'm clipping your toenails Earl.
Shock on Earls face he anxiously clutches his chest and wipes the sleep from his eyes.
Earl: OH MY!.... Thank GOD! for a while there, i just thought they weren't growing..........
Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
sarah price
Quote from futurama
Jamaican Beaurecrat suddenly realises that demotion is in the offing thus stating....
Oh no! I will be demoted to a buearacratic level lower than a Dancers LIMBO stick....at a carnival!
Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day:
1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a fucking people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
15. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
16. Allow me to introduce my selves.
17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
20. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
21. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
23. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
24. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
25. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
26. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
27. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
31. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
32. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
33. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
36. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
37. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
38. I plead contemporary insanity.
39. And which dwarf are you?
40. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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